Once again, silence for 366 days (it’s leap year). The next Christmas, Brother Michael gets his turn, and he says “I think the mashed potatoes are lumpy and I hate them!” One Christmas, Brother Thomas is allowed to speak and he says, “I like the mashed potatoes we have with the Christmas turkey!” and he sits down. Only at Christmas, and only by one monk, and only with one sentence, is the vow allowed to be broken. At a monastery high in the mountains, the monks have a rigid vow of silence.“If only one cow turns up at feeding time, I still feed it.’ “Well”, said the clergyman “’I guess there’s no point in having a service today.” “Well that’s not how I see it,” said the farmer. It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow and only one farmer and the minister managed to arrive at the church for the morning service.– Brought practical gifts (like diapers!) Santa of course, because the other two don’t exist!ĭo you know what would have happened if there had been Three Wise WOMEN instead of Three Wise MEN? Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor.
“But I had rather just hold your hand and watch the moon.” I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Huan Cho Begged. “Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I play Weeweechu. Lets just look at the moon”, said Jung Lee.
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There was a romantic full moon, and Huan Cho said, “Hey baby, let’s play Weeweechu.” One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean.Tom grew agitated, “What I mean,” he said, “is I’d like to see something real cheap.” Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle. “That’s a bit much,” said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.Father Christmas: What’s your favorite Christmas story?Įlf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees!įather Christmas: You mean ‘The Three Little Figs’.On this page we’ve brought some of those Christmas jokes for you to enjoy. Christmas has inspired lots of funny Christmas jokes.
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